banana is fun to say

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

latestfunnystuff:

A summary of my medical knowledge
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where did this come from and why can’t I stop saying it (via alphaidiot)

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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